Two more:

I am beginning to suspect I am quickly losing capability of socializing with normal people. All my jokes involve latin phrases and doctrines of interpretation or reasonable-person standards or jury instructions.

Please note the new-ish link to the right to Brendansphere. Brendan's a fellow NDLS student whose blog is much cooler than mine. The site is almost always good for something controversial, or at least interesting, and he posts frequently. He has an interest in meteorology, specifically hurricanes, that borders on the unhealthy, and during the Katrina stuff gained an amazingly (and newsworthy) wide readership. Pay him a visit sometime.